the cannonball comes in various disguises. notice how the cannonball blends seemlessly into his surroundings. the sheen of sweat protects the cannonball from the aggressive females of the species.
the cannonball in his natural state must not be disturbed. any sudden movement can cause the cannonball to speak loudly and repetitively in an assertive manner
I like the idea of a moderator in Hog thread, but you can't say 'Mod'. A mod is a hog's natural enemy. Vespas = NOT HOG. Steph, your first job as Hogerator is to delete the post above by user "dancore". Make an example of him.
Cannonball McGillicuddy Feel that Kate Miller-Heidke is still "a stupid bitch", even though she is saying "Please believe that I'm sawwwwry" in her popular song. Also, "the end is nigh" for McGillicuddy-Facebook synergies [via social networking sites being disabled at work in near future]